Happy Early Festivus!12:00 AM
Tomorrow is Festivus aka "the airing of grievances". I wasn't much of a Seinfeld fan but I did love this episode. Now grab your Festivus pole and let out your grievances!
-- My body has disappointed me because I turned my head to the right and pulled my neck because old people problems. I was out for nearly 2 days with this shit.
-- Robaxacet has disappointed me because it used to make me high as fuck but now it doesn't even give me a buzz #rude.
-- The internet has disappointed me because when I googled "best holiday romantic comedies", Love Actually came up as #1 on every list I saw....and it wasn't even that great. In fact, it was kind of fucking boring and I felt like I wasted my time.
-- My awesomely awesome movie app has disappointed me because it doesn't have certain movies which means I have to get it at the library and wait eleventy billion years for it.
-- My eyes have disappointed me because when I got my new mouse, I saw that it needed a AAA-size battery and when I put it in, it was loose and jiggling around like a small penis is a large vagina. Not only did I get mad that the product was defective, I was annoyed that I had to send it back with a nasty note but then my husband looked at it and said "it takes AA batteries, not AAA". You need to wear your glasses more." #superrude #oldhagforreal.
Now it's your turn!